The Salesman stand by his cart all day and yells to the inhabitants of Topia about Snek Juice. He loves the stuff and occasionally pops up to offer the player a deal.
Services
- The Salesman exclusively sales Snek Juice.
- 20 Bottles for $2.99
- An occasional popup deal of 20 Bottles for $1.99
Dialogue
- Step right up! Try some amazing Snek Juice!
- It’s sure to cure what ails you.
- The fairest Snek Juice prices in all the Realm!
- Snek Juice can help with your eyesight.
- Some customers have said that Snek Juice changed their lives.
- Snek Juice is great for armor chaffing.
- Just a sip a day will extend your life! Can you believe I’m 87?!
- Snek Juice is truely a modern miracle!
- Why no, I don’t milk the Sneks myself…
- No Sneks were harmed in the milking process. In fact, they quite like it.
- Just call me the Salesman.