Category: Consumable

  • Useless Bauble

    Description

    • It appears to be a plain and simple ornament.

    Effect

    • +1% to all Non-Combat Traits for 31 Days.

    Availability

    • Useless Baubles can drop from any Boss Mob, but are extremely rare.

    Flavor Text

    • “So rare. And yet, oh so useless.”

    References

    • There are no references to the Useless Bauble.

    Trivia

    • The Useless Bauble started as a joke about giving Vant, a high level Player, something super rare to farm for.

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  • Snek Juice

    Description

    • Snek Juice is a yellow fluid that comes in a stubby bottle with three small protrusions at the bottom for stability.

    Effect

    • +50% to all Non-Combat Traits for 2 hours.

    Availability

    • Snek Juice is always available from the Salesman in town.
    • It is $2.99 for twenty.
    • There is occasionally a pop up when you log in offering Snek Juice at 20 for $1.99.

    Flavor Text

    • “I don’t want to know where this comes from.”

    References

    • The Salesman in town is always yelling about Snek Juice.
      • Step right up! Try some amazing Snek Juice!
      • It’s sure to cure what ails you.
      • The fairest Snek Juice prices in all the Realm!
      • Snek Juice can help with your eyesight.
      • Some customers have said that Snek Juice changed their lives.
      • Snek Juice is great for armor chaffing.
      • Just a sip a day will extend your life! Can you believe I’m 87?!
      • Snek Juice is truely a modern miracle!
      • Why no, I don’t milk the Sneks myself…
      • No Sneks were harmed in the milking process. In fact, they quite like it.

    Trivia

    • Snek Juice is a reference to Snake Oil.

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  • Sneaker Grease

    Description

    • It appears to be a swirling, purple goo inside a metal tin.

    Effect

    • +30% to all Non-Combat Traits for 24 hours.

    Availability

    • Sneaker Grease is only available in the Emporium.
    • It rotates in and out with the other Uncommon buffs.
    • It is occasionally available for 25% off.

    Flavor Text

    • “Polish up those kicks!”

    References

    • Quilwen, the Shopkeep, has dialogue that says, “Some Sneaker Grease will help you run much faster.”

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  • Metal Detector

    Description

    • It appears to be a simple tool, similar to a divining rod but made from metal with a wooden handle.

    Effect

    • +30% to all Non-Combat Traits for 24 hours.

    Availability

    • Metal Detectors are only available in the Emporium.
    • They rotate in and out with the other Uncommon buffs.
    • They are occasionally available for 25% off.

    Flavor Text

    • “This odd thing lets you know when there’s coins nearby?”

    References

    • Quilwen, the Shopkeep, has dialogue that says, “A Metal Detector can help you find much more gold. It’s well worth my measly price.”

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  • Licorice

    Description

    • It appears to be two pieces of raw licorice plant.

    Effect

    • +30% to all Non-Combat Traits for 24 hours.

    Availability

    • Licorice is only available in the Emporium.
    • It rotates in and out with the other Uncommon buffs.
    • It is occasionally available for 25% off.

    Flavor Text

    • “It tastes gross but, really focuses the mind.”

    References

    • Quilwen, the Shopkeep, has dialogue that says, “Care for some Licorice to munch on?”

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  • Goggles

    Description

    • They appear to be a simple pair of aviator goggles.

    Effect

    • +30% to all Non-Combat Traits for 24 hours.

    Availability

    • Goggles are only available in the Emporium.
    • They rotate in and out with the other Uncommon buffs.
    • They are occasionally available for 25% off.

    Flavor Text

    • “They might look silly but you can really spot the Loot with them!”

    References

    • Quilwen, the Shopkeep, has dialogue that says, “Try on some Goggles. They will help you spot loot much easier in the Dungeons.”

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  • Weird Contraption

    Description

    • It appears to be a complicated mechanical device, similar to a clock, sextant, or astrolabe.

    Effect

    • +60% to all Non-Combat Traits for 24 hours.

    Availability

    • Weird Contraptions can only be acquired through assembling at the Blacksmith.
    • They cost 10,000 Gold and one of each Uncommon Buff to assemble.

    Flavor Text

    • “This machine looks rediculous, but it gets the job done.”

    References

    • Tiori, the Blacksmith, has dialogue that says, “The shop has useful things, but they can’t make a Weird Contraption!.”

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  • Cosmi-Soom

    Description

    • A Cosmi-Soom appears to be a blue stone, gem, or piece of ice with two yellow rings around it. It also has three smaller pieces floating around it.

    Effect

    • +50% to all Non-Combat Traits for 72 hours.

    Availability

    • The Cosmi-Soom is given as an extra gift any time a player makes a purchase using real currency in the game.

    Flavor Text

    • “A special gift for loyal customers.”

    References

    • The Cosmi-Soom is not referenced in any in-game dialogue.

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  • Baby Bar-Soom

    Description

    • A Baby Bar-Soom appears to be a smaller version of a Bar-Soom. It is a tiny red meteorite with light shining from its crater.

    Effect

    • +180% to all Non-Combat Traits for 3 hours.

    Availability

    • Baby Bar-Sooms are often given out in Bulletin Board codes and in the Mail.
    • They are not available in the shop.

    Flavor Text

    • “A tiny fragment that fell from the Sky.”

    References

    • Quilwen, the Shopkeep, has the dialogue, “A bit of Bar-Soom can really help you explore the Dungeons.” He also mentions them indirectly saying, “I have meteorites for sale. I find them out in the hills of Squibledale.”

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  • Bar-Soom

    Description

    • A Bar-Soom appears to be a red meteorite with light shining from its craters.

    Effect

    • +200% to all Non-Combat Traits for 8 hours.

    Availability

    • Available in the shop occasionally for $9.99 USD.
    • Barsoom have been given out occasionally in Mail, but it seems that Baby Bar-Soom is typically favored.
    • There was an event in September 2024 where Bar-Sooms were put on sale.

    Flavor Text

    • “This strange meteorite is coursing with power.”

    References

    • Quilwen, the Shopkeep, has dialogue that refers to Bar-Soom:
    • “Bar-Soom? I know it is an odd name.”
    • “A bit of Bar-Soom can really help you explore the Dungeons.”
    • “I have meteorites for sale. I find them out in the hills of Squibledale.”

    Trivia

    • The name “Bar-Soom” may refer to the name for Mars in the John Carter on Mars series of books.

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