Category: NPC

Punk’n Head stands in town during the month of October, also known as “Spooky Month”. He only wears a pair of shoes, white briefs, a cape, and a large Punk’n on his Head. The head gear resembles the powerful seasonal item that shares his name, Punk’n Head.

Services

During Spooky Month, you can find Punk’n Head in Town handing out daily rewards to the player from his festive calendar.

Dialogue

• Hi! I’m Punk’n Head!
• Too scary!
• I’ll have a treat for you each day. No tricks!
• Zap Energy Candy is even more powerful than the drinks!
• I literally can not see anything with this on my head.
• Don’t forget to check the Punk’ns around town!

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Binsby is the Jeweler in Topia, but he has set aside all of his Jewel services to focus on his obsession with creating Astrolabes.

Services

• A free Astrolabe every 3 hours
• Offers to Purchase Astro-Packs (Which contain 6 Astrolabes)
  • 3 Astro-Packs for $3.99
  • 15 Astro-Packs for $16.99
  • 30 Astro-Packs for $31.99
  • 60 Astro-Packs for $59.99
• Binsby offers a Half Price deal on Astro-Packs every Friday.

Dialogue

• Hi, I’m Binsby!
• I love making Astrolabes.
• Would you like some free Astrolabes?
• Yes I’m a Jeweler. But I’m not selling Jewels right now.
• I heard there might be Ghems deep under the Obelisk.
• Astrolabes can help you navigate through space and time!
• Astrolabes are truly magnificent!
• I knew making all these Astrolabes would come in handy!

Trivia

• Binsby mentions that “…there might be Ghems deep under the Obelisk.” Ghems are not mentioned anywhere else, but may be a reference to a future feature.

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Jables, the Jester, spends his time dancing around in the center of Topia. He comes up with and offers up Challenges to heroes. He always speaks in rhyming songs.

Services

• Mo Problems
• Oops, All Glubs!
• The Fast and the Furriest

Dialogue

• My name is Jables, this is true. Step on up, I have a challenge for you!
• I am a jester to the King. Creating Challenges is kinda my thing.
• Some of these Glubs are pretty tough! Will your power be enough?
• I heard Thirsty is really strong! You should bring that fish along!
• Glubs, glubs! Going on forever! You can beat them if you’re clever!
• Be brave and fight with honor, every glub will be a goner!
• You should give my Challenges a try! Make sure you’re strong or you could die!

Trivia

• The name “Jables” might be a reference to the nickname for the actor, Jack Black.

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Rodney stands at the South of Topia and will chat with the player. He also shows up when the player dies and offers a resurrection. He has pale skin and a dark goatee. He wears dark colored robes.

Services

• Rodney will show up when the character dies and offer a resurrection, which appears to be free of charge.

Dialogue

• I’m Rodney, the necromancer!
• Be careful in the Dungeons or you may need my services.
• Death is only a temporary state of mind.
• Sometimes I like to explore the Dungeons too.
• Necromancy is quite easy, first you just need a… um, you know maybe I shouldn’t be talking about this…

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Illune, the Wizardess, can be found in Topia near the Obelisk. She is always available to give help to adventurers.

Services

• Illune pops up when needed to remind the player of things like full inventories, low energy, and new events.

Dialogue

• You can click on any mob on the battlefield to see it’s traits.
• Hi, I’m Illune the wizardess and I’m here to help.
• If you find you need more Health, try equipping gear with Constitution.
• If you don’t get enough turns in battle, you should try equipping gear with Dexterity.
• If your attacks don’t hit hard enough, you might need gear with more Strength.
• If you don’t have enough mana for your attacks, you’ll need gear with Karma.
• Buffs are a special kind of magic that can help you gain Experience or find more Gold.
• A Soom is a type of Buff. Wizards say they come from beyond the stars.
• Pay attention to Moon-Soom. Different days give you different buffs.
• The Information tab in your Inventory will tell you about all of your Traits.
• You can use Spacebar to start and stop Auto.
• Everything you’ve owned can be used in the Wardrobe, even if you’ve salvaged it!
• Set items can only drop from the Boss in the Breach.
• You can change a lot of aspects in your settings menu.

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The Salesman stand by his cart all day and yells to the inhabitants of Topia about Snek Juice. He loves the stuff and occasionally pops up to offer the player a deal.

Services

• The Salesman exclusively sales Snek Juice.
  • 20 Bottles for $2.99
  • An occasional popup deal of 20 Bottles for $1.99

Dialogue

• Step right up! Try some amazing Snek Juice!
• It’s sure to cure what ails you.
• The fairest Snek Juice prices in all the Realm!
• Snek Juice can help with your eyesight.
• Some customers have said that Snek Juice changed their lives.
• Snek Juice is great for armor chaffing.
• Just a sip a day will extend your life! Can you believe I’m 87?!
• Snek Juice is truely a modern miracle!
• Why no, I don’t milk the Sneks myself…
• No Sneks were harmed in the milking process. In fact, they quite like it.
• Just call me the Salesman.

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Tiori is the Blacksmith for the town of Topia.

Services

• Reforge – Change the Major Trait on a piece of gear.
• Salvage – Salvage Equipment to convert it to materials.
• Level Up – Increase the Level of a piece of Equipment.
• Imbue – Power up a Legendary Artifact or Companion.
• Assemble – Combine consumables into a Weird Contraption.
• Craft – Forge powerful Equipment using recipes.

Dialogue

• Business is booming since the Obelisk appeared!
• They call me Teori.
• I took over this forge from my father.
• I’m the best blacksmith in town.
• Need more Dexterity from your gear? I can Reforge that for you.
• If you have a Legendary Companion, I can Imbue it with more power!
• Salvage your old loot into useful materials.
• I can help you Level Up an item.
• The shop has useful things, but they can’t make a Weird Contraption!
• I was born and raised here in Topia.
• If I wasn’t so busy here, I’d go explore the Obelisk myself.
• I’m well trained at Reforging magical items.

Quilwen runs all of the shops in Topia.

Services

• Emporium
• Tailor
• Curios Shop
• Bank

Dialogue

• I have everything you need to explore the Obelisk! At a price of course.
• My name is Quilwen. I run the shops here in Topia.
• I have the best Artifacts in the Realm!
• A Scroll of Transmogrification can change the way you look!
• Some Sneaker Grease will help you run much faster.
• Care for some Licorice to munch on?
• Try on some Goggles. They will help you spot loot much easier in the Dungeons.
• A Metal Detector can help you find much more gold. It’s well worth my measly price.
• A set of Battle Armor could come in really handy in the Dungeons.
• Have you seen the marvelous Mr Doughnut?
• Ah yes! I have lots of Crystals if you need some.
• I have lots of Gold for a few Crystals. Don’t worry, I’ll take care of the exchange rate.
• Zap Energy Drinks are a very popular refreshment.
• Bar-Soom? I know it is an odd name.
• A bit of Bar-Soom can really help you explore the Dungeons.
• I have meteorites for sale. I find them out in the hills of Squibledale.
• Best deals in the Realm!
• I have lots of packs and deals!

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